Download funny comedy soundbites from South Park, The Family Guy, Napoleon Dynamite and more! Sound effects (wavs) Misc. Bites Sound Effects (mp3) South Park - Comedians The Family Guy     Napoleon  Dynamite The Family Guy Stewie: "I offer you one last chance for deliverance. Return my mind control device or be destroyed." 15kb Stewie: "Victory is mine!" .......... Stewie:"AHHH...damn you all!!" 14.5kb Stewie: "Ohh, blast you and your estrogenical treachery!!" 7.51kb Stewie: "And now you contemptible harpy...I shall end your oppressive reign of matriarchal tyranny!" 9.97kb Stewie: "Victory is mine...AUGH!" 5.9kb Stewie: "Well well, mother...we meet again!" 8.7kb Stewie: "Damn you, vile woman!! You've impeded my work since the day I escaped from your wretched womb!" 11.5kb Stewie: "Time to be bad!" 4.71kb Peter: "...I thought you wanted us to murder the children and harvest their organs for beer money." 42kb Stewie: "Forecast for tomorrow...a few sprinkles of genius with a chance of doom." 15.6kb Brian: "Hey barkeep! Who's leg do you have to hump to get a dry martini around here?" 8.27kb Stewie: "Excellent...the weather machine is nearly completed. What do you say to that broccoli? ........Stop mocking me!" 19.1kb Stewie: "Who the hell do you think you are?" Most audio sound bites are copy written and can only be used for personal enjoyment. Copyright © 1993,1999,2004,2005 Songs For America.net,Whitie McWhiteivich. All rights reserved. Free Flash Games

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