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Walking Eagle
President Bush was invited to address a major gathering of the
American
Indian Nation last weekend in Arizona.
He spoke for almost an hour
on his
future plans for increasing every Native American's
present standard of
living. He referred to his career as Governor of Texas,
how he had signed "YES"
1,237 times -
for every Indian issue that
came to his desk for
approval. Although the President was vague on the details of his
plan, he seemed
most enthusiastic about his future ideas
for helping his "red
brothers."
At the conclusion of his speech, the Tribes
presented the President with a
plaque inscribed with his new Indian name - Walking Eagle.
The proud
President then departed in his motorcade, waving to the crowds. A
news reporter later inquired to the
group of chiefs of how
they came to select the new
name given to the President.
They explained that Walking
Eagle is
the name given to a bird so full of shit it can no longer fly.
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