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Find your birthday and then find your tree. This is
really cool and somewhat accurate, also in line with
Celtic astrology. Then send it to all your friends, so
they can find out what tree they fell from.

Dec 23 to Jan 01 - Apple Tree
Jan 01 to Jan 11 - Fir Tree
Jan 12 to Jan 24 - Elm Tree
Jan 25 to Feb 03 - Cypress Tree
Feb 04 to Feb 08 - Poplar Tree
Feb 09 to Feb 18 - Cedar Tree
Feb 19 to Feb 28 - Pine Tree
Mar 01 to Mar 10 - Weeping Willow Tree
Mar 11 to Mar 20 - Lime Tree
Mar 21 (only) -Oak Tree
Mar 22 to Mar 31 - Hazelnut Tree
Apr 01 to Apr 10 - Rowan Tree
Apr 11 to Apr 20 - Maple Tree
Apr 21 to Apr 30 - Walnut Tree
May 01 to May 14 - Poplar Tree
May 15 to May 24 - Ches tnut Tree
May 25 to Jun 03 - Ash Tree
Jun 04 to Jun 13 - Hornbeam Tree
Jun 14 to Jun 23 - Fig Tree
Jun 24 (only) - Birch Tree
Jun 25 to Jul 04 - Apple Tree
Jul 05 to Jul 14 - Fir Tree
Jul 15 to Jul 25 -Elm Tree
Jul 26 to Aug 04 - Cypress Tree
Aug! 0 5 to Aug 13 - Poplar Tree
Aug 14 to Aug 23 - Cedar Tree
Aug 24 to Sep 02 - Pine Tree
Sep 03 to Sep 12 - Weeping Willow Tree
Sep 13 to Sep 22 - Lime Tree
Sep 23 (only) - Olive Tree
Sep 24 to Oct 03 - Hazelnut Tree
Oct 04 to Oct 13 - Rowan Tree
Oct 14 to Oct 23 - Maple Tree
Oct 24 to Nov 11 - Walnut Tree
Nov 12 to Nov 21 - Chestnut Tree
Nov 22 to Dec 01 - Ash Tree
Dec 02 to Dec 11 - Hornbeam Tree
Dec 12 to Dec 21 - Fig Tree
Dec 22 (only) - Beech Tree


YOUR TREE (in alphabetical order)

Apple Tree (Love) -- quiet and shy at times, lots of
charm, appeal, and attraction, pleasant attitude,
flirtatious smile, adventurous, sensitive, loyal in love,
wants to love and be loved, faithful and tender
partner, very generous, many talents, loves children, needs
affectionate partner.

Ash Tree (Ambition) -- extremely attractive,
vivacious, impulsive, demanding, does not care for criticism,
ambitious, intelligent, talented, Likes to play with
fate, can be very egotistic, reliable, restless lover,
sometimes money rules over the heart, demands
attention, needs love and much emotional support.

Beech Tree (Creative) -- has good taste, concerned
about its looks, materialistic, good organization of life
and career, economical, good leader, takes no
unnecessary risks, reasonable, splendid lifetime companion,
keen on keeping fit (diets, sports, etc.).

Birch Tree (Inspiration) -- vivacious, attractive,
elegant, friendly, unpretentious, modest, does not like
anything in excess, abhors the vulgar, loves life in
nature and in calm, not very passionate, full of
imagination, little ambition, crea tes a calm and content
atmosphere.

Cedar Tree (Confidence) -- of rare strength, knows how
to adapt, likes unexpected presents, of good health,
not in the least shy, tends to look down on others,
self-confident, a great speaker, determined, often
impatient, likes to impress others, has many talents,
industrious, healthy optimism, waits for the one true love,
able to make quick decisions.

Chestnut Tree (Honesty) -- of unusual stature,
impressive, well-developed sense of justice, fun to be
around, a planner, born diplomat, can be irritated easily,
sensitive of others feelings, hard worker, sometimes
acts superior, feels not understood at times, fiercely
family oriented, very loyal in love.

Cypress Tree (Faithfulness) -- strong, muscular,
adaptable, takes what life has to give but doesn't
necessarily like it, strives to be content, optimistic, wants
to be financially independent, wants love and
affection, hates lonelines s, passionate lover which cannot be
satisfied, faithful, quick-tempered at times, can be
unruly and careless, loves to gain knowledge, needs to
be needed.

Elm Tree (Noble-mindedness) -- pleasant shape,
tasteful clothes, modest demands, tends not to forgive
mistakes, cheerful, likes to lead but not to obey, honest
and faithful partner, likes making decisions for others,
noble-minded, generous, good sense of humor,
practical.

Fig Tree (Sensibility) -- very strong minded, a bit
self-willed, honest, loyal, independent, hates
contradiction or arguments, hard worker when wants to be, loves
life and friends, enjoys children and animals, few
sexual relationships, great sense of humor, has artistic
talent and great intelligence.

Fir tree (Mysterious) -- extraordinary taste, handles
stress well, loves anything beautiful, stubborn, tends
to care for those close to them, hard to trust others,
yet a social butterfly, likes idlene ss and laziness
after long demanding hours at work, rather modest,
talented, unselfish, many friends, very reliable.

Hazelnut Tree (Extraordinary) -- charming, sense of
humor, very demanding but can also be very
understanding, knows how to make a lasting impression, active
fighter for social causes and politics, popular, quite
moody, sexually oriented, honest, a perfectionist, has a
precise sense of judgment and expects complete
fairness.

Hornbeam Tree (Good Taste) -- of cool beauty, cares
for its looks and condition, good taste, is not
egoistic, makes life as comfortable as possible, leads a
reasonable and disciplined life, looks for kindness, and
acknowledgment in an emotional partner, dreams of
unusual lovers, is seldom happy with its feelings, mistrusts
most people, is never sure of its decisions, very
conscientious.

Lime Tree (Doubt) - intelligent, hard working, accepts
what life dishes out, but not before tryin g to change
bad circumstances into good ones, hates fighting and
stress, enjoys getaway vacations, may appear tough, but
is actually soft and relenting, always willing to make
sacrifices for family and friends, has many talents
but not always enough time to use them, can become a
complainer, great leadership qualities, is jealous at
times but extremely loyal.

Maple Tree (Independence of Mind) -- no ordinary
person, full of imagination and originality, shy and
reserved, ambitious, proud, self-confident, hungers for new
experiences, sometimes nervous, has many complexities,
good memory, learns easily, complicated love life,
wants to impress.

Oak Tree (Brave) -- robust nature, courageous, strong,
unrelenting, independent, sensible, does not like
change, keeps its feet on the ground, person of action.

Olive Tree (Wisdom) -- loves sun, warmth and kind
feelings, reasonable, balanced, avoids aggression and
violence, tolerant t, cheerful, calm, well-developed sense
of justice, sensitive, empathetic, free of jealousy,
loves to read and the company of sophisticated people.
Is an insatiable sexual animal. Is loved by all. Is
always kind and considerate of others. Strong
personality yet free from any hints of egotism. Is an extremely
moral and upstanding individual, yet able to
understand the transgressions of others.

Pine Tree (Peacemaker) - loves agreeable company,
craves peace and harmony, loves to help others, active
imagination, likes to write poetry, not fashion
conscious, great compassion, friendly to all, falls strongly
in love but will leave if betrayed or lied to,
emotionally soft, low self esteem, needs affection and
reassurance.

Poplar Tree (Uncertainty) -- looks very decorative,
talented, not very self-confident, extremely courageous
if necessary, needs goodwill and pleasant
surroundings, very choosy, often lonely, great animosity y, great
artistic nature, good organizer, tends to lean toward
philosophy, reliable in any situation, takes partnership
seriously.

Rowan Tree (Sensitivity) -- full of charm, cheerful,
gifted without egoism, likes to draw attention, loves
life, motion, unrest, and even complications, is both
dependent and independent, good taste, artistic,
passionate, emotional, good company, does not forgive.

Walnut Tree (Passion) -- unrelenting, strange and full
of contrasts, often egotistic, aggressive, noble,
broad horizon, unexpected reactions, spontaneous,
unlimited ambition, no flexibility, difficult and uncommon
partner, not always liked but often admired, ingenious
strategist, very jealous and passionate, no compromise.

Weeping Willow (Melancholy) - likes to be stress free,
loves family life, full of hopes and dreams,
attractive, very empathetic, loves anything beautiful,
musically inclined, loves to travel to exotic places,
restless, capricious, honest, can be influenced but is not
easy to live with when pressured, sometimes demanding,
good intuition, suffers in love until they find that one
loyal, steadfast partner; loves to make others laugh.
 

 
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