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Funny Hoilday Jokes

Rated E_For Everyone Question: What do snowmen eat for breakfast?  Answer: Snowflakes. What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month? Answer : The letter "D". What do you call a polar bear wearing ear muffs? Answer : Anything you want. He can't hear you! What do reindeer have that no other animals on earth have? Answer : Baby reindeer. What do you call a chicken at the North Pole? Answer : Lost. What kind of pine has the sharpest needles? Answer : A porcupine. Just before Christmas, an honest politician, a generous lawyer and Santa Claus were riding in the elevator of a very poshhotel. Just before the doors opened they all noticed a $20 bill lying on the floor. Which one picked it up?Answer : Santa of course, because the other two don't exist! What do you get when you cross a penguin and an alligator?Answer : I don't know, but don't try to fix its bow tie! How does Mickey Mouse get around during the winter? Answer : Mice skates Where does Frosty the Snowman keep his money? Answer : In a snow bank. What happened when Santa's cat swallowed a ball of yarn? Answer : She had mittens